The unthinkable has happened: I ran out of toilet paper. Two and a half years ago for my birthday I asked the YOUniverse for a year's supply of toilet paper and I have been using that TP ever since.So imagine my surprise and COMPLETE SHOCK when today I looked under the bathroom cabinet and found nothing but cotton balls. Talk about girl interrupted (vague movie reference).
I just got back from buying a 12 pack at the store.....and tomorrow I may go back and actually buy the toilet paper. :)
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Oh, my. One can only imagine the panic and the rushed trip to the WalMart. A girl on the run.
Catherine...I dare to ask..but how long did it take you to go though a years worth of TP...cause, we all know you are full of...well, you know.
DL
DL,
I was taken to the pediatrician once because Carlene noticed a lump in my abdominal area. The doctor felt it and then explained to Mom that because I was so thin, what she felt was fecal matter in my colon.
Carlene then said, "Are you telling me I brought my daughter in here and paid you $30.00 to tell me she was full of s#!%!"
So it's true, a pediatitian has backed your claim. I have been diagnosed.
I am glad I didn't waste my time in Medical School then...seems like I can diagnose a bull shiter with out a medical degree!
DL
SHOUT OUT to Carlene!
Your toilet paper supply has been wiped out!! Get it? :>)
Ms. Hanna you were genitically predisposed to be full of it.
So don't fight it, embrace it and move on with your wonderful like and give thanks to those family members who have come before you. I also have the same condition. It is a curse and a blessing.
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