I Don't Think You're Ready for this Jelly
For those of you just tuning in, I was prescribed a "hormone" to stimulate my appetite. I was pretty skeptical at first, but it appears to be working. I am wondering how "fat" I can get. I wonder if I will acheive my life long goal to one day weigh 100 lbs? Hanna women gain weight in their butts first, so I am telling you all now that I will need new pants for Christmas. I love it!
From the desk of the fashion editor:
ReplyDeleteI suggest pants from The Gap or J. Crew.
Way to go, sister!
ReplyDeleteI think you are gaining it in your left big toe! I'm thrilled you are getting "fat"!
ReplyDeleteBaby got back? I like big butts and I cannot lie!!
ReplyDeleteWooHoo! Thanks be to God from whom all pounds flow. (I need them to flow AWAY from me) You are doing great!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I am glad that you have a fashion editor.... I don't have one... how does one acquire a fashion editor?
Setting a record and going strong. Maybe you can ring in the new year with 100 pounds. Way to go girl. suelaza
ReplyDeleteLaurel,
ReplyDeleteYou do have a fashion editor...her name is Chloe Charlotte. =)
oh yes, how could I forget???? She has been ever so helpful to me every one of her 7 years so far!!
ReplyDeleteI was stunned at the 8 comments. I didn't think I had been away from my PC that long. You are doing so great. Red toenails, big fanny and all. I have been in the kitchen preparing cornbread dressing and brocolli and rice caserole for Thanksgiving, or I guess I should really say doing all my prep work for that. You can call me chop chop. I really admire your faithfulness to the weight gaining proposition. You go girl Love from your MOM
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